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So I met this guy at a mutual friend’s cookout and we really hit it off. He was tall, handsome, and really made me laugh.  We spoke on the phone a few times and discussed our relationship statuses. I let him know that I was single and wasn’t seeing anyone…he echoed my remarks.

On this one particular evening during my drive home from work, he called me, but I could hear a little tension in his voice as if something was wrong and the conversation went something like this:

Him: So how was your day?

Me: My day was pretty good and yours?

Him: Oh my day was good….So you’re not seeing anybody right?

Me: No…we had this discussion already so why are you asking me again?

Him: Oh really? Well guess what?

Me: What?

Him: I saw you today on a date having lunch at the Cheesecake Factory with some old man.

Me: [Insert incessant laughter] Oh really? Well why didn’t you speak to me when you saw me at the restaurant? 

Him: I didn’t want to interrupt your little date. I see you like them old huh?

Me: Mmmm hmmmm….Well let me break it down for you…First of all, I was having lunch with MY FATHER!  We work at the same company. Second of all, I’m not your girlfriend.  Therefore, you and I are not in a relationship. So, I can go out with anyone I damn well please.

Him: Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Your father? My bad!

Your bad huh? This date is OVER…..before it even began. What a dumb A$$!  lol


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